Stinky has leeches in her fish-tank. Creepy, icky, crawl like a caterpillar on smack leechlike bug things!
Actually, we’re just assuming they’re leeches. They look kind of like them. But there is no good reason for them to be there, and no plausible source. Curse them for being leech-like, and a deterrent to getting an arm in there for an old-fashioned leech apocalypse!!
The saddest thing is that the fish were boarded out over Christmas, and are currently fat and happy in bruvver Andru’s Utopian Tank. Stinky was just maintaining the tank so her snail colony would survive. And the leeches killed them all. Or something else did. Anyhoo, the tank is littered with snail shells and creepy-crawlies, and it's nasty. Oh the humanity! (or equivalent for snails and evil blood-suckers).
Curse the Commonwealth games for bringing the holidays and denying any vestigial chance of postponing the End of Bug Days. Curse them!
Actually, we’re just assuming they’re leeches. They look kind of like them. But there is no good reason for them to be there, and no plausible source. Curse them for being leech-like, and a deterrent to getting an arm in there for an old-fashioned leech apocalypse!!
The saddest thing is that the fish were boarded out over Christmas, and are currently fat and happy in bruvver Andru’s Utopian Tank. Stinky was just maintaining the tank so her snail colony would survive. And the leeches killed them all. Or something else did. Anyhoo, the tank is littered with snail shells and creepy-crawlies, and it's nasty. Oh the humanity! (or equivalent for snails and evil blood-suckers).
Curse the Commonwealth games for bringing the holidays and denying any vestigial chance of postponing the End of Bug Days. Curse them!